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In New York City, an out of work yamaha cp50 and borrowed enough to buy transport to Iraq. It took several days to arrange for passport, visas, transportation into Iraq and the shipping of his equipment, but he was finally on his way. Ed arrived in...

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. They even tried wearing Klim Revolt Jersey to...

I came across some SEO jokes recently. Check out if you like them: How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb ? SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a...

You will need the following; a cup of water, a cup of sugar, flour, 4 large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. (This ain't one...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water...

A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody” His customer answers in a slurred voice “My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis.” “Oh come on” replies the bartender. The...

Here are some yoyo jokes all the way from the yoyofactory. Hope you enjoy them! What goes BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB, BUZZZZZ, ZZZZZUB? A bee stuck to a yo-yo. Teacher: What did Robert the Bruce do after watching the spider climbing up and down? Girl: He went and invented the yo-yo. Doctor,...

A man is just about to get a CD out of a cabinet when the phone in the kitchen rings. “Hello,” says the man answering it. “Hi,” says a high woman’s voice. “This is Tiffany the housekeeper.” “Oh,” says the man. “Hi Tiffany.” “Hi, Mr. Birschman. Sorry to call...

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again...

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and They would be sending an inspector to interview them. On the appointed day, the inspector...