The Joke Shop

Three men die and go to heaven and are standing there admiring the art while in a queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St....

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland, targeted at people on a disney world vacation, produced some strange results. Mickey Mouse likes Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi. Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers Root beer. Pluto likes plain old lemonade,...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. -"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." -"But grandpa, I really don"t like guns. How about you leave me...

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after having laser spine surgery in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her...

A lady walks into Tiffany's. After looking at a charm bracelet charm, she spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the...

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all...