Tag: seo

I came across some SEO jokes recently. Check out if you like them:

• How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb ?
• SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing, even if there was a promise of Best Joomla Web Hosting.
• What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
• What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
• What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
• What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

• What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM.
• Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
• Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings and directory submit.
• Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
  New Jersey got first pick.
• How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
  About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
• Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content! – How often?
• What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
• What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
• What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates? Canonical issues.
• What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? Alt tag.
• What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
• Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
• What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
• What does a links superhero wear? A Linkscape.
• Q>What does an SEO have for breakfast? A>Spam and JAVA