Dumb Crook

This story is reported to the true, but I don’t have independent verification yet. Still, it will go down in urban legend:

A drug dealer decided to impress his friends by hiring a limousine for a big night on the town.

His first stop was at a posh suburban residence to sell some cocaine to a rather influential individual.

Hoping to earn a little extra profit by blackmailing his wealthy customer, the crook handed a hi-def camcorder to the limo driver and asked him to record the event for posterity.

The driver, a an off duty police officer, was happy to comply.