An old man goes into a drug store. Pottering around, looking at the medicines, weight loss supplements and hair sprays, he finally managed to find the pharmacist and told him he wanted to buy some Viagra
‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’
‘I can cut them for you’ said the pharmacist
‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘
‘I’m 96’ said the old man.
‘I don’t want an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.’