Q. What does a show-off stuntman always say before he dies? A. Hey! Watch this!
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Q. How many kids with ADHD doe…
Q. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? A. Wanna play with my hamster?
Q. How did the pathologist kno…
Q. How did the pathologist know the shark attack victim had dandruff? A. They found his head and shoulders on the beach
I’m a light eater … It gets …
I’m a light eater … It gets light .. I start eating!
My uncle Ted used to say “Alwa…
My uncle Ted used to say “Always fight fire with fire”. It wasn’t long before he got kicked out of the Fire Brigade
Worried about this current Swi…
Worried about this current Swine Flu business. Wonder if I should get some oink-ment for it …
The Milk Bath
A blonde was reading Cosmopolitan magazine, and next to a page about Patentrim reviews she reads an article that says milk is good for your skin and pores.
Excitedly, the next day she puts a note on her steps for the milkman telling him she wants 25 gallons of milk.
The next day the milkman finds the note and he is confused if she meant to write it as 2.5 gallons, so he finds the women and asks her if she wants 2.5 gallons or 25 gallons. She says “No 25 gallons, its for taking a bath”.
The milkman says “Would you like it pasteurized?”.
“No just up to my tits”, she replied.
Advice for men: the most sure-…
Advice for men: the most sure-fire and effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once ..
Q. Where do you find a cat wit…
Q. Where do you find a cat with no legs? A. Exactly where you left it.
Boy to Dad: Got a part in a pl…
Boy to Dad: Got a part in a play. I’m a husband married for 25 years. Dad to Boy: Don’t worry, next time you might get a speaking part!