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If men got pregnant ..

If men got Pregnant

  • Maternity leave would last two years… with full pay.
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
  • They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
  • Briefcases would be used as changing bags.
  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. (just like maternity clothes)
  • They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main courses.
  • Women would rule the world.
  • All babies would be fast asleep no matter what – in time for kick off on Sky Sports

Back to my posting routine

So I’m back home following a great holiday in Finland. It was a strange experience having no land line, no mobile phone and no Internet for a whole week, but I seem to have survived. Instead I spent my time skiing, enjoying to quality family time and pulling Arthur along in his sled and throwing snowballs at Camille. Brilliant! I’ll upload some photos shortly.