A blonde was reading Cosmopolitan magazine, and next to a page about Patentrim reviews she reads an article that says milk is good for your skin and pores.
Excitedly, the next day she puts a note on her steps for the milkman telling him she wants 25 gallons of milk.
The next day the milkman finds the note and he is confused if she meant to write it as 2.5 gallons, so he finds the women and asks her if she wants 2.5 gallons or 25 gallons. She says “No 25 gallons, its for taking a bath”.
The milkman says “Would you like it pasteurized?”.
“No just up to my tits”, she replied.
