Did you hear about the bloke who fell into the machine at the upholsterer’s factory? He’s fully re-covered
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Husband finds wife crying at h…
Husband finds wife crying at home.Wife:”Made a special dinner and dog ate it” Husband:”Don’t worry, we’ll get another dog”
Bloke dies falling in a beer v…
Bloke dies falling in a beer vat.Manager breaks news to widow.”Did he suffer?”she said.”Don’t think so,he got out to go to bathroom 3 times”
Q. Why did the chicken cross t…
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide
Q. What did the German clockma…
Q. What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went “Tick, tick tick”? A.. “Ve have vays of making you tolk”
What’s the ultimate punishment…
What’s the ultimate punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law
A skeleton walks into a bar. “…
A skeleton walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” The barman asks. The skeleton replies”I’ll have a beer and a mop”
Two man meet while walking the…
Two man meet while walking their dogs in a cemetery. Morning: says one. Other replies: No mate, just walking the dog
@AngelIVXXX Glad you’re enjoyi…
@AngelIVXXX Glad you’re enjoying the jokes 😉
Guy goes to doctor for a vasec…
Guy goes to doctor for a vasectomy. Doctor: Are you family in favour? Patient: Yeah, 15 to 6