The Joke Shop

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, Sir,' the clerk told him, apologetically, 'but down...

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the? first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is. They actually ? have a Curry...

Ye Olde Chastity Belt For Milady. Centure of Chastite Pour Madame. Need to leave the house for ye long journeys and do not trust ye wench? Fear ye not ye olde chastity belt shall save the! A great price at only £3.70 of ye gold coin!...