Funny video, especially for the blokes if you’re girlfriend keeps on nagging you for playing too many computer games!
Ask you’re friend if they’d like a a cup of tea put one of these in the cup and sit back and wait for the surprised expression on their face as they gasp from the hot tea!
A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday.
The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and
worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive.
Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least,
rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude
and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft
music, anything he could think of to try and set a
Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird
yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got
more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of
desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick
and scream. Then suddenly there was quiet. Not a
sound for half a minute. David was frightened that he
might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the
freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto
David’s extended arm and said, ‘I believe I may have offended
you with my rude language and actions. I will
endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am
truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.’
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude
and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic
change when the parrot continued, ‘May I ask what the
This is the ultimate in automative pranks. Imagine your friend comes out to his car to find a wheel clamp on there demanding £100 release fee!
You are going to laugh! We certainly did the first time we got hold of one of these at the Joke Shop
They come with instructions and fake clamping notice to put under wind screen wiper.?
They are only £3.99 with free UK delivery, but hurry because stock is limited!
We have just been looking through the Joke Shop link request database cleaning out all the bad links and keeping the good ones. Unfotunately there are people out there with very low ethics who will spam us for just about any link exchange they can think of. From porn sites to drugs and casino sites. If you have recently requested a link exchange with the Joke Shop please be patient we will get to your link as fast as we can and your link exchange is important to us.
Get yourself a Red Nose for Red Node Day.
Its nearly here and at £1.50 with no postage to pay its hardly going to break the bank!
Hilarious site on how to give a cat a pill
- Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
- Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
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