The Joke Shop

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your...

Here's some good sport one-liners: When Chuck Norris does a Bodyrev Perfect Pushup, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Mike Tyson's motto: Can't beat um...

If Hollywood has taught us anything about house buying in creepy films you should check: The house was not built on ancient Indian? burial ground No one died in the bath If its a mansion and its been sold at a fraction of its real value, its probably...

Two vampire bats are hanging upside down in a cave. One of the bats feels rather hungry. 'Let's go and find some blood', he suggests. 'I don't think you can get any blood this time of the day', says the other bat. 'Well, I want some blood...

My friend's sister was to be married on short notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding. The invitations were ready to be mailed when someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the reception. Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up a...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning,...

Morris asked his ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know!' the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. 'Oh Dad,' he sobbed, 'at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech....

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: - We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: - Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was...

Google has done it once again with this product! I was up and running in seconds with this brand new way of getting broadband and its a hell of a lot faster than cable or dsl take a look at Google TiSP! Note houses that...