The Joke Shop

Sarah and Issy are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of life insurance (his) – an issue she has been raising with him for at least 10 years, without success. "Issy," she says, with tears in her eyes, "I...

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably...

The Edge How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs. Gym Robbery Gold's Gym was robbed last week, that's the last time they recommend free weights. Rumble in the jungle Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo? He wanted to get ripped to shreds. Acne What do you call a Bodybuilder...

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary, to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom Hansgrohe faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a...

Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but it takes her several hours because she keeps wanting to do "just one more." Q. How many stitchers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to get a 250-watt...

Hearing a commotion outside, a farmer's wife pulls up her kitchen roller shades, looks out through her window and sees her son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood, and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a...

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is...

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always...

I'm in Malta at the moment, so much time to post, but wanted to drop a quick "Merry Xmas" and wish everyone a prosperous New Year. Here's a cute card I was sent: See you all soon! Have a good one!...