The Joke Shop

A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. "Welcome to Condo Hotels", says the clerk. As he fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk...

Three lawyers (one from Washington, one from Scranton and one from New York) and three accountants got on the train in New York to go to a convention in DC. The three accountants bought a ticket each, but the three lawyers bought only one ticket...

A man was looking through a car showroom looking at accessories for his truck, pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." As he got to the...

You know you are addicted to coffee if You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away...

1. Don't write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here. 2. When a tech says he's coming right over, go for coffee. It's nothing to us to remember 481 screen saver passwords. 3. When you call us to have your computer moved, be...

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests,...

Here's why you should always carry a portable oxygen concentrator around with you: A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are...

Sarah and Issy are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of life insurance (his) – an issue she has been raising with him for at least 10 years, without success. "Issy," she says, with tears in her eyes, "I...