A man is walking buy a shop which has a sign in the window reading “WE SELL ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING”. Looking in from the window you could see a whole bunch of stuff, from designer upholstery fabric all the way to fart cushions!
The man decides to put the shop to the test. He thinks of the most absurd thing possible. He enters the shop, and asks the shopkeeper, “Can I have a waist coat for a Chicken, please”.
The shopkeeper thinks for a moment, and then goes into the back room. He returns after a few seconds and hands the man a condom.
The man says “That’s not a waist coat for a chicken!”
To which the shopkeeper replies, “No sir, but it’s the closest we’ve got – A PULLOVER FOR A COCK”