Day: March 12, 2009

The New Patio

Concrete blocks

My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks and placed an order for the patio furniture he thought he’d need; but first he needed to get started on the floor. Laying the cement blocks out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.

He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.

He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.

Observing all this, our ‘nosey’ next-door neighbor asked, “Hey! Ray, are you going to put that patio away ‘EVERY’
night?”

The Tennis Ball

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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts, nice that No Fear clothing has so many pockets huh?.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A girl standing next to him couldn’t help but notice the large bulge.

“What’s that?” she asked, pointing at his shorts.

“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.

“Oh my gosh,” said the girl sympathetically… ,that must be very painful . . . . I had tennis elbow once!”