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Little Billy was left to fix lunch and his mum asked for green tea before she went out. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Billy had already strained the tea. "Did you find the tea strainer?" His mother asked. "No mother, I couldn't...

Well most of us aren't. If you're looking for an excuse to get out of the cleaning, try some of the reasons not to clean below: Don't vacuum too often— it weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone...

Did you know that MP3 players where among the first gadgets taken to the moon? Here's the story: When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the...

Guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?" To which she replies "I think your the father of one...

Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a truck accident lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's big city lawyer questioned farmer John."After the accident, did you not say to...

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Worker.To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your...

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three...