The Joke Shop

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all...

The rules for the Internet Detox Center are as follows: All words written must be in full form; No shorthand. Group Therapy is not to be mistaken as a chat room, and it's not as hard as xanax detox addiction abuse withdrawal. The words LOL, Bling, A/S/L, and...

Here's a recipe for you and if you need an apron for this one just click through here. You'll need the following: 1 Cup water 1 Cup sugar 1 Cup brown sugar 4 large eggs lemon juice 1 tsp. baking soda 2 Cups dried fruit nuts 1 tsp. salt 1 FULL bottle of your favorite...

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. He had been hiding under his rustic bedding, but needed consoling from his mum. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his...

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind. Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one...

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door? A: The knocking gets slower. Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer...

A motorhome broke down along the freeway one day, so the driver eased it over onto the shoulder of the busy road. He'd never had an rv travel emergency before so he had to improvise. He jumped out of his driver side door, walked around his...

As the bus pulled up, Angie realized she was going to have a difficult time getting on. Her dress was too tight for her to step up, her hands were full of packages, and the line of people behind her did not seem to be...

The shopkeeper of one of the discount furniture stores in los angeles was dismayed when a newly opened antique business much like his own opened up next door to the left and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS ON ANTIQUES. He was horrified when...