The Joke Shop

Determined to "take it with him" when he died, a very rich man prayed until finally the Lord gave in. There was one condition: he could bring only one suitcase of his wealth. The rich man decided to fill the case with gold bullion, having...

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party, wife was in a party frock and a nice gold chain; I was all spruced up. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet...

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, I have one of these acer laptop computers, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to...

you have ever tried to repair a $15.00 radio. you think of the gadgets in your office as "friends." you think your computer looks better without the cover. you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as is." you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance. you think...

you refer to dating as test marketing. when you bought a new house you called your fellow alumni and offered to name a room after them or send them graduation invitations, if they'll help with the down payment. your favorite stories begin "Bob Jones, VP of marketing,...

The Devil tells a salesman who specialised in snow chains for trucks, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived." "Well," says the salesman, "what do I...

A Swiss man, on holiday in Dublin, needed directions. He was standing outside a Sferra shop when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks, 'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?' The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at...

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets...