Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef
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Two lions strolling along Blac…
Two lions strolling along Blackpool beach, one turns to the other and says: There aren’t many people around today are there?
Two lions strolling along Blac…
Two lions strolling along Blackpool beach, one turns to the other and says: There aren’t many people around today are there?
You know when you’re getting o…
You know when you’re getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don’t find out till Xmas
You know when you’re getting o…
You know when you’re getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don’t find out till Xmas
Q. What do you call a woman wh…
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at night? A. A widow
You know it’s going to be a ba…
You know it’s going to be a bad day when the Samaritans put you on hold …
You can tell it’s going to be …
You can tell it’s going to be a bad day, when you find the Yellow Pages open at “Hit-men”
Bob was having a bad day. Put …
Bob was having a bad day. Put on his shirt, a button fell off. Opened the door, handle fell off. He certainly wasn’t going to the bathroom..
Did you hear about the dyslexi…
Did you hear about the dyslexic Goth who sold his soul to Santa?