Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a female escort? A. A two-tonne pickup
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Has anyone figured out why dog…
Has anyone figured out why dogs race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them!
Two cannibals eating a clown. …
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?
A husband ask his wife what sh…
A husband ask his wife what she wants for her birthday. “Lots of diamonds”. she says. So he buys her a pack of cards
Two parrots sitting on a perch…
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other: Can you smell fish?
Two fonts walk into a bar. The…
Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, we don’t want your type here.
A woman goes into a ban and sa…
A woman goes into a ban and says to the cashier: “Excuse me, would you mind checking my balance?” So he gets up and pushed her.
Q. How do you know there’s a c…
Q. How do you know there’s a consultant at your party? A. He’ll tell you!
Has anyone figured out why gar…
Has anyone figured out why garage forecourts put black buckets outside for people to leave dead flowers in?
Zebra to lion: Let’s switch ro…
Zebra to lion: Let’s switch roles for a while. Lion: Sure, I’m game