How can you tell is a man is a chauvinist pig? He thinks that “harass” is two words
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Why is marriage like a hurrica…
Why is marriage like a hurricane for a guy? It starts off fast, wet and wild, but ends up with him losing his house.
Wife to husband: “You’re going…
Wife to husband: “You’re going to be SO sorry. I’m going to leave you!” Husband, perplexed “Make up your mind, which is it going to be”
How many pessimists does it ta…
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None The old one’s probably in too tight and the new one won’t work nyway
Q. Why is a hospital gown simi…
Q. Why is a hospital gown similar to an insurance policy? A. You’re never as covered as you think you are
Doctor: How is the little boy …
Doctor: How is the little boy who swallowed the £2 coin? Nurse: No change yet!
@CrixLee The old ones are the …
@CrixLee The old ones are the best 😉
The owner of our local cinema …
The owner of our local cinema died last night. The funeral will be held on Wednesday at 1:30, 4:00, 8:20 and 10:30
Q. What do you call cheese tha…
Q. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? A. Nacho cheese
Two snowmen in a field. One tu…
Two snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says “Can you smell carrots?”