How do you kill a circus performer? Go for the juggler
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What do you get if you drop a …
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor
Went to a DIY store this weeke…
Went to a DIY store this weekend and a bloke asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch!
A man walks up to a flight att…
A man walks up to a flight attendant and flashes her. “Sorry”, she says. “I need to see you ticket, not your stub”
“Someone’s deodorant isn’t wor…
“Someone’s deodorant isn’t working” complained a worker on a hot day. “Can’t be me, I’m not wearing any” replied his mate
Why did God make man first? He…
Why did God make man first? He didn’t want a woman looking over his shoulder
I couldn’t remember how to thr…
I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it’s come back to me now
Q. Why don’t sharks attack tax…
Q. Why don’t sharks attack tax inspectors? A. Professional courtesy
A cowboy walks into a bar dres…
A cowboy walks into a bar dressed from head o toe in a paper bag. It wasn’t long before he was arrested for rustling
Cheer yourself up: listen to c…
Cheer yourself up: listen to country music backwards. You lover comes back, you don’t lose your job, your dog comes back to life, etc