Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish
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Q. Why don’t oysters give to c…
Q. Why don’t oysters give to charity? A. Because they’re shellfish
Did you hear about the gay bur…
Did you hear about the gay burglars? They broke in and re-arranged the furniture!
The cannibal was late to a hug…
The cannibal was late to a huge family meal, so everyone gave him the cold shoulder
Two cannibals sitting by a fir…
Two cannibals sitting by a fire after a lovely meal. -Your wife makes a fine roast,says one. -Yes, sighed the other -I’m gonna miss her
Man walks into a bar with an a…
Man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash “Do you serve lawyers?” “Sure”. “I’ll have a pint and a lawyer for my ‘gator please”
A policeman pulls over a drunk…
A policeman pulls over a drunk driver and asks for his license. “Ociffer ..you need to make your mind up. You took it yesterday!”
How does a man show he’s plann…
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one!
Q. Why was the man arrested fo…
Q. Why was the man arrested for waiting in the marquee? A. He was loitering within tent
Did you hear about the pregnan…
Did you hear about the pregnant cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!