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A tiger clone was found murdered at the local zoo today. Police suspect a copycat killer!

“Doctor, I have a problem with my memory!” The doctor says “When did it start?” Man: “When did what start?” “Who are you?”

Two things that are certain in life: Death & Taxes. Unless you’re wealthy, in which case: Off-shore Accounts & Cryogenics

Q. What do men and mascara have in common? A. They both run at the first sign of emotion

What’s round and bad tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get it you cross an insect with the Easter bunny? Bugs Bunny .. hmm .. I need a funnier joke for today

Two eggs on a kitchen table. One of them spots a whisk and ask:s What’s that? The other egg replies puzzled: Beats me!

I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reader the other day. Yes! I was dicing with death!

Men are easier to psychoanalyse than women because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there!

Men are like wine. They start out as grapes, get stomped on by women and kept in the dark until mature enough to have with dinner