Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible, whilst you’re really dancing like an idiot
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Warning: Consumption of alcoho…
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think that you’re whispering when you’re actually shouting.
Dr to woman: I really don’t li…
Dr to woman: I really don’t like the look of your husband. Woman: Neither do I, but he’s good with the kids!
Q. How do you feel when your b…
Q. How do you feel when your best friend runs off with your husband? A. Pity
Why are men like blenders? You…
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you’re not sure why …
Off to the dentist
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. “Is that so?” the first said. “Did he do a good job?”
“Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot with his Mizuno drivers,” he said. “The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That,” he added, “was the first time in two years my teeth didn’t hurt.”
How do you stop your husband f…
How do you stop your husband from reading your email? Rename your email folder to “Instruction Manuals”
2 women at a funeral: “I blame…
2 women at a funeral: “I blame myself for his death” says the wife. “Why” says the other. “Because I shot him” said the wife.
Why did Moses wander in the de…
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? He’s a man; there’s no way he’d ask for directions…
Why is Christmas just like a d…
Why is Christmas just like a day at work? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit!