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Retweeting @BetinternetLive: @…
Retweeting @BetinternetLive: @TheJokeShop Q: Why did the American Football team go to the phone booth? A: To get their quarter back.
Retweeting @KarenStreet16: How…
Retweeting @KarenStreet16: How to lose a job with 1 Tweet, the Cisco Fatty story http://ciscofatty.com/
Q. What has four legs, is big,…
Q. What has four legs, is big, green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A. A pool table
You know, somebody actually co…
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen saying “Parking Fine”
There are 3 types of Twitter u…
There are 3 types of Twitter users. Those who can count .. and those who can’t!
Been to the gym & found a new …
Been to the gym & found a new machine, used it for an hour as I started to get sick. Does everything….Kit Kat, Mars, Snickers…
Two aerials meet on a roof, fa…
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant!
Doctor2Accountant: If you can’…
Doctor2Accountant: If you can’t sleep, try counting sheep. Accountant: That’s the problem. I make a mistake & spend hours trying to find it!
Warning: consumption of alcoho…
Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you