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You know you’re growing older when you choose a cereal because of its fibre content, not for the free toy.

Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

Man2God:Why are women so pretty? God2Man:So you’d find them attractive.Man2God:Why are some so stupid?God2Man:So they’d find U attractive!

Girl asks Grandad “Can you make sound like a frog?” He says: “Sure”. She goes:”Yeah! Grandma said we can go to Disneyworld when you croak”

Girl asks Grandad “Can you make sound like a frog?” He says: “Sure”. She goes:”Yeah! Grandma said we can go to Disneyworld when you croak”

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre; so the barman gives her one.

2 blondes are locked out of their car. “Call the AA”, says one, “and hurry and it looks like rain and the top is still down”

A man fiddling under the bonnet of his care as a tramp wanders by explains: “Piston broke”. “Ah yes” says the tramp, “Me too”

Two goldfish find themselves in a tank. One says to the other “How do you drive this thing?”

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive and financially sound man? A rumour!