The Edge
How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs.
Gym Robbery
Gold’s Gym was robbed last week, that’s the last time they recommend free weights.
Rumble in the jungle
Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?
He wanted to get ripped to shreds.
Acne
What do you call a Bodybuilder with major acne?
Flecks Wheeler.
Newspaper Headline
ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT.
Libido
Randy bodybuilders do reps in the morning and company reps in the evening.
Lat Pulldown
Who invented the lat pulldown? An unknown Latvian.
The Fight
Two Bodybuilders were having a fight in the street after one stole the other’s prohormones. One of them tore off a car exhaust pipe and tried to ram it down the throat of the other builder “This is what I call the the pre-exhaust principle.
Tenancy
Why wasn’t the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting.
Interview
A Bodybuilder said to a reporter,”Would you like to see my traps?” And the reporter said”yes”. So he took him down to his cellar and pushed him down a trapdoor.
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