When I dance I make the band skip.
My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.
My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.
I have a phobia .. of the life fitness treadmill at home.
My driver’s license says picture continued on other side.
When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!
Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through.
I could become rich and sell shade.
My belly button doesn’t have lint — it has sweaters.
And you think YOU’RE fat?
imso fat i get called fat every day 😛
im so fat my partner left me
im so fat icant disguise myself
im so fat i has fat problem
im so fat that i get outa bed everyone yells run for cover… (earthquake)..lol
im so fat , what sex am i ?
im so fat that an elephant looks like a mouse
im so fat imjust fat 🙁
I am so fat my rolls are a fifth wheel.
I am so fat I am my beds fitted sheet.