I’m so fat that …

When I dance I make the band skip.

My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.

My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.

I have a phobia .. of the life fitness treadmill at home.

My driver’s license says picture continued on other side.

When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!

Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.

They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through.

I could become rich and sell shade.

My belly button doesn’t have lint — it has sweaters.

And you think YOU’RE fat?

2 thoughts on “I’m so fat that …”

  1. imso fat i get called fat every day 😛

    im so fat my partner left me

    im so fat icant disguise myself

    im so fat i has fat problem

    im so fat that i get outa bed everyone yells run for cover… (earthquake)..lol

    im so fat , what sex am i ?

    im so fat that an elephant looks like a mouse

    im so fat imjust fat 🙁

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