Day: November 21, 2011

Cheeky Memos Parking Notes

I’ve been looking for these for ages, ever since I saw one parked on a car. They contain a memo that says: ‘THANKS!… FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A FUCKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT. ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE A BUS.’ Now, I’m sure you can think of a situation when one of these would have been useful for you. You know, when some idiot parks right up to you and you just can’t move one way or the other. Well, I’ve been looking for these for ages and might just get myself a pad of cheeky memos for Christmas.

Its from the funny gifts section at Find Me A Gift, where they have an entire section devoted to the funniest gifts you could fine this side of Christmas. From Yo Mama Toilet Roll all the way to the Inflatable Boob Pillow; you’re bound to find something that will please just about anyone.

Check them out!

You might be a technician if …

  • you have ever tried to repair a $15.00 radio.
  • you think of the gadgets in your office as “friends.”
  • you think your computer looks better without the cover.
  • you have ever purchased an electronic appliance “as is.”
  • you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
  • you think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.
  • the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your questions about the sony hdr-cx150.
  • the microphone at a meeting doesn’t work and you rush up to fix it.
  • you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage.
  • you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.
  • you just don’t have the heart to throw away the 100-in-1 electronics kit you got for your ninth birthday.
  • you have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
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