Day: November 15, 2010

The doctor’s note ..

A society lady from Quatre Bornes, who was famous for her lavish dinner parties, sent an invitation to the community’s leading internist inviting him to her dinner party.

The doctor replied with a poorly hand-written illegible note. She showed it to her husband saying, “I can’t read this note, I have no idea if he has accepted or refused.”

The husband looked at the note and said, “I’ll take it to the neighboring pharmacy, a pharmacist can always read a doctor’s hand-writing.”

Approaching Maxime, the pharmacist, the husband said, “Can you interpret this for me?”

Maxime looked at the message and said, “Give me a few minutes, ‘Mo vini la’,” and disappeared into the back room. He returned in a few minutes with a small bottle of phentermine.

“Here you are,” he said. “That will be $9.50.”

The Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist stops putting away his packs of best vitamin c serum and helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”