SEO Jokes

  • What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM.
  • Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
  • Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings and directory submit.
  • Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
    New Jersey got first pick.
  • How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
    About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
  • Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content! – How often?
  • What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
  • What does BLOG stand for? A Better Listing On Google.
  • What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates? Canonical issues.
  • What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it? Alt tag.
  • What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard? A conversion funnel.
  • Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
  • What do you call driving into London? Paid traffic.
  • What does a links superhero wear? A Linkscape.
  • Q>What does an SEO have for breakfast? A>Spam and JAVA

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