What if I died, dear?

Here’s a great joke that could happen to just about anyone. What do you think?

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Wife: “Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?”

Husband: “Of course not.”

Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

Husband: “Ok, I would marry again.” (annoyed)

Wife: “Oh…” (sad)

Husband: -silence-

Wife: “Would you live in our house?”

Husband: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

Wife: “Would you two sleep in our sleep number bed?”

Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”

Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?”

Husband: “I guess I would, it’s almost new.”

Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs, too?”

Husband: “No, she’s left handed.”

Wife: -silence-

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That’s a great joke by my book, but for some reason, my wife didn’t find it funny 😉

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