Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Month: February 2009
Man2God:Why are women so prett…
Man2God:Why are women so pretty? God2Man:So you’d find them attractive.Man2God:Why are some so stupid?God2Man:So they’d find U attractive!
Off to the doctor
A well-constructed miss went to the doctor complaining of vaginal dryness. She was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
“Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.”
“All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: “Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?”
“Put them on the chair, on top of mine.”