Computer Acronyms

Here are some computer acronyms you may not have come across before:

  • PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • ISDN It Still Does Nothing
  • APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • SCSI System Can’t See It
  • DOS Defective Operating System
  • BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
  • IBM I Blame Microsoft
  • ISCSI Internet Satellite Can’t See It
  • DEC Do Expect Cuts
  • CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
  • WWW World Wide Wait
  • MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  • COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
  • LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
  • MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
  • MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software’s Only (for)Fools (&) Teenagers.

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