She was so blonde that …
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She tripped over the cordless phone.
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She put a piece of paper on the T.V she thought she had live Pay Per View.
- At the bottom of the application where is says “Sign here”, she wrote Sagittarius.
- If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
- She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
- She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said “Concentrate”.