A Fat Woman was determined to lose some weight, she had tried all the diets you can think of, including Weight Watchers, Atkins, tried taking weight loss pills, even starved herself.
So she joined a slimming club.
After a month, she was no lighter, so she cut off her legs.
The next week and the slimming club, she weighed herself, but found that she was still too heavy. So when she got home, she cut her arms off.
But, the very next week, she was still disappointed. So when she got home, she cut her body off.
The next week, she weighed herself and was pleased to see some positive results. Her friend asked her, “are you going to cut off anything else?”
To which the woman replied, “no, I think I’ll quit while I’m ahead!”