The Joke Shop

A fellow walks into a pet store and asks to buy a canary. The proprietor replies, "I'm fresh out, but I DO have a parakeet." The customer insists on a canary, until the shop owner informs him that a parakeet can be made...

The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn't too distressed, though, because Mr. Wong down on High Street has been doing my laundry for years, and I knew that he...

Jane had just turned fifty and her best friend asked her: So, what did your daughter give you for the big day, then? "Top wrinkle cream!" Jane told her. And what did she give you last year and the years before? Jane did not reply right away. "Wrinkles!", she said...

A young man was walking through Target to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around near the baby gifts section. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but...

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my...

A auto insurance rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll...

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward some men playing the next hole. The golf ball hit one of them. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and rolled...

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop in Branson Missouri when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The...