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Image via Wikipedia LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually,...

To: All Hospital Staff From: Adminstration/Groundskeeping Date: March 23, 2008 Re: New Cost Cutting Measures Effective April 1 this hospital will no longer provide security. Each charge nurse will be issued a .38 caliber revolver and 12 rounds of ammunition. An additional 12 rounds will be stored in the...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing. He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with red, green,&...

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a commercial real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me,...

One day in a major corporation, an IT manager noticed that his main computer programmer (who was an expert on batch file) had not shown up to work for almost a week. Worried, the IT manager called 911 and the police ended up going to the...

These quotes are taken from real corporate performance management reports: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow this employee to breed." "This associate is really...

A tourist from the Atlanta area was hiking through the mountains of Pigeon Forge when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. He'd never seen a Pigeon Forge cabin rentals so intrigued, he went up and knocked on the...

A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer. The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bears at this bar. The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a...

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn...