If men got Pregnant
- Maternity leave would last two years… with full pay.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
- Briefcases would be used as changing bags.
- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. (just like maternity clothes)
- They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main courses.
- Women would rule the world.
- All babies would be fast asleep no matter what – in time for kick off on Sky Sports