A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man woke out of his progene-induced haze, leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ‘Ma’am…?
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?’ I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight……let’s pretend that we’re married’
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed..
‘Good,’ she replied. ‘Get your own ******* blanket.’
After a moment of silence…he farted.