Diet pills

Here’s a great one a friend of mine told me. He needs to lose a few pounds, maybe not as many as I do, but you can tell he’s a bit chubby. Anyway, onto the joke:

“I’m prescribing these safe diet pills for you,” said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds.

“I don’t want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time….”

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