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- On your resume you write “I’m the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be”
- You call a beer by your name
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
- You begin to shake someone’s hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd’s response
- You tell your significant other, “Not tonight, I’m watching RAW“
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
- On a job application, you state your residence as “parts unknown”
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You wear your mma gear to bed
- You don’t understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
