Five steps to a healthy diet

If you’ve spent too much money on discount diet pills, check out the Federal Drudge Administration is planning to issue a Guideline for Gourmets that advises you to:

1. List your ten favorite foods.
2. List your five favorite beverages.
3. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little tree
4. List water

Avoid 1 and 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.

Guess what, this will actually work. That should be quite fun to try, what do you think?