A woman was in a Quicksilver Camden for the first time. The spinning ball of the roulette wheel has always caught her attention so she decides to play at the roulette table, saying, “I have no idea what number to play.”
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 29.
The wheel is spun, and 36 comes up. The smile drifts from the woman’s face and she faints.
A young sexy blonde went to Derby and found herself playing in at Quicksilver Games Derby
She had been at the Online Casino for about an hour, and realized she was thirsty.
So the blonde went to the pop machine in the hall.
She put $1.00 in and a Pepsi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.
A man who worked at the casino saw what the dumb blond was doing and asked her “What are you doing?”
The sexy dumb blonde responded “Duh!! Winning!!!”