Check out these printer jokes:
- You have just received your new printer and the box looks damaged with a nice expensive printer inside. All looks hopeless throw out the box it will likely not work.
- What will my printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad
- When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager’s surprise the clerk said that it would cost $50 to get the color printing sorted but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself.
- The manager replied in astonishment “does your boss know that you discourage business that way?”
- “Yes”, replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleanings if the owner tries to do it himself first.
- A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn’t find the printer.
- The tech asked “are you working under windows?”
- The woman replied “no I’m near the door but the guy in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine.”
- The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
- When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.
Does that remind you of a printer you’ve used?
