- Image by Smithsonian Institution via Flickr
And here are some jokes from your favourite satellite service provider:
Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might.
It’s just a satellite
And here’s another one:
Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short, they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court. The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter was a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.
“But your honour” said Jupiter, “I didn’t even take part in the robbery!”
“Yes” said the judge. “But you helped them … Planet!”.
And one more
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see lawyers rushing to the scene…
