Here’s a great joke I heard, which made me think of Arthur:
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl to come down the aisle. She wasn’t alone, but followed by a little boy carring a ladys and mens wedding bands.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”
I can just picture him growling at all the guests 😉
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
“His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”
“I would not allow this employee to breed.”
“This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t be.”
“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
“This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
“He would come last even if his jeep had teryx performance kit and his competitors were walking.”
“He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
“This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.”
“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
